The Purseman Always Rings Twice

By Tiber

My sister, Vanessa, had her purse swiped on the street this week. She was furious since, like a lot of women, she carries around whole chunks of her life in those things.

Unlike a lot of women, though, Vanessa is so beautiful that after about 5 minutes, the purse-snatcher actually returned, gave the purse back to Vanessa and asked her out on a date.

I read somewhere that men really do lose part of their brain functions when confronted with beautiful women and I think we have the proof right there.

Vanessa was just happy to have her bag back but the uniformed cop now standing right next to her and writing down the details of the crime was even more pleased since he could now finger the perp by literally just reaching over and grabbing him.


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