Taking the bull by any horns you can get

By Tiber 

In one of those news headlines I love, (though I didn’t read the article) there was one today entitled, “Bull Semen Closes Down Freeway.”

There might have been a truck carrying bull semen that just blocked the route.

But I like to think that the word went out on CowDate that this one bull was so spectacularly hot, all of the ladies stampeded after him at the same time as he was driving to, I don’t know, a meeting with his realtor, his own book signing or maybe just a Dairy Queen.

And with that many hungry, horny, hogging heifers hyperventilating and hightailing it up the highway, what else can you do but shut it down?

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