“If one more person tells me to quit harping on it…”

By Tiber

I read where a famous harpist to a royal family was actually arrested for burglarizing four houses.

The woman was soon detained because she was seen leaving each crime scene, carrying a large harp.

The woman was soon detained because she’d played the harp at each crime scene, hoping witnesses would think they were in a flashback.

The woman was soon detained because she’d played the harp at each crime scene, hoping witnesses would think they were dead.

Okay, okay, the first part was true.

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